Welcome to the Theatre of The Great Desmond
Step right this way: your seat is waiting for you. No, there is no need for a ticket: you are expected. After all, everyone wants to view the Great Desmond in action. The show is only just starting. Sit back, get comfortable, and allow the Great Desmond to entertain you, mystify you, captivate you, enchant you, mesmerize you, enthrall you, hypnotize you.
After all, that is why you are here, isn't it?
